Screwed

Look who’s back

Van Slyke will be forever known as

Since there is a chance the teams Bison factor might be down for a while. You can never have too many players nicknamed after plains animals.

BAMSUCKA!

JR getting it done from the bench. Dodgers beat the Rockies 2-1.

Capuanowned

Chris gets his fifth win of the season with a little help from Mark Ellis and Andre Ethier. Juan Uribe also homered for the first time since last June when his bat somehow made contact with a pitch from Esmil Rogers.

Congratulations Scott

On your first MLB hit and RBI.

Dear James

You need to get it going or you will be going. You are my favorite player and I’d hate to see you go to some shitty team for a fourth round draft pick and a washed up RH bench player.

Bunt AWAY!

All you need to do to beat the Giants is.  Keep dropping bunts down the 1B and 3B foul line till they surrender.

Get out and support the team.

Watch the Bison feast on Zito.

Send in the clowns

No PS needed.